One of the victim’s neighbors, Jacques, voiced his shock at the deadly outburst of violence, saying that the murderous act was “beyond comprehension.” The neighbor described Jean-Paul as “quiet” and “very kind.” As for Jean-Pascal, whom the neighbor saw from time to time, Jacques said: ‘He did not look mean. If you cant already tell from their photo or name (which was either devised by a fifth grader or based on some horrible Nintendo role-playing game), DragonForce is a metal band. Pascal is famous for album covers by bands such as Avantasia, Dragonforce, and Edguy. So without further ado, here’s a list of 2006’s most unintentionally funny albums.
The police were called, and the 47-year-old suspect, who was not injured, was immediately taken by investigators to the Grenoble police station where he was placed in police custody. One day after allegedly committing the murder, Jean-Pascal reportedly tried to commit suicide by jumping from a bridge into the Isère River in the town of Saint-Martin-d’Hères in the suburbs of Grenoble. The victim’s wife, an elderly and sick woman, was upstairs when the police arrived. The police apparently discovered Jean-Paul’s body on Wednesday after being alerted by relatives. That word was apparently not included with the Dungeons and Dragons magnetic poetry set the band used to write their lyrics.According to the French newspapers L e Parisien and Le Dauphiné Libéré and, acclaimed heavy metal cover artist Jean-Pascal “JP” Fournier was arrested on Thursday for allegedly killing his 80-year-old father, Jean-Paul Fournier, by disemboweling him and shooting an arrow in his head. After listening to the lead singer's voice and watching their videos, it's most surprising that the word "pussy" doesn't appear once. To truly illustrate just how cliché these guys really are, I took a look at the lyrics from DragonForce's recent eight-song epic album, Inhuman Rampage, and here's what I found:Įven with all the references to battles of steel and the burning of fire and flames, it's still pretty impressive that DragonForce was able to use the word "pain" an incredible 26 times in only eight songs (and that doesn't even count how many times it's repeated in the chorus).
DragonForce is a living, breathing, walking cliché of such epic proportions, it makes Spinal Tap seem like an actual documentary.
If you can't already tell from their photo or name (which was either devised by a fifth grader or based on some horrible Nintendo role-playing game), DragonForce is a metal band.
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